No. 025His Wife, His Rules
A week at a billionaire's desert estate, a promotion on the line and a host who plays one game with anyone who stares.
- 5 episodes
- 2 free
- 36 tokens to finish
No. 018The campus queen treats her roommate like a personal assistant, and he keeps showing up for more. The bigger keyhole is her opening move.
The back of the card
- Number
- No. 018
- Episodes
- 5 (about 5 min)
- Free
- 2: ep. 1 no account, ep. 2 free account
- Per paid episode
- 12 tokens
- To finish
- 36 tokens
- Kind
- Open series
- Star
- Candy original cast
- Subtitles
- English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese
- Sets
- Cuckold, Nympho
The setup
Rose knows everyone and everyone knows Rose. Her roommate is the opposite, the nerd who quietly keeps the apartment running and never says no. Episode 1 lets her narrate the arrangement in a breezy voice, then swaps a keyhole for a larger one and announces that peeking is allowed. Episode 2 finds her bored, which is dangerous for him: he becomes her driver, with a reward dangled in front of him and a lecture about why lollipops beat ice cream. Before the evening is over she has walked him somewhere private and told him to take notes.
Why it earns its number
The power in Cuckold and Nympho is usually physical, but here it's emotional: Rose hands out praise and snubs like a thermostat, and the fun is watching how little it takes to keep him obedient. Mean, funny and completely sure of itself.
Who should collect it: For anyone who enjoys a bossy, beautiful tormentor and a story where the real game is who needs whom.
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No. 025
No. 026My Wife's Personal Trainer
A broke trainer takes the job of his life: one client, a husband who writes her program, and a sealed card each week.
- 5 episodes
- 2 free
- 36 tokens to finish
No. 027I Won My Best Friend's Girlfriend
The boyfriend flies off to a conference, his buddy arrives with computer parts, and Sofia has a score to settle.
- 5 episodes
- 2 free
- 36 tokens to finish
No. 090Midnight Compartment
One sleeper compartment, one boss, and the boss's wife, who keeps moving closer. The job is on the line and the train won't stop.
- 5 episodes
- 2 free
- 36 tokens to finish
Hey, Loser: quick answers
Can I watch Hey, Loser for free?
Partly. Episode 1 plays on Candy with no account and episode 2 after a free sign-up. The other 3 episodes need Premium and cost 12 tokens each, 36 tokens to finish.
How long is Hey, Loser?
5 episodes, about 5 minutes in all. It is No. 018 of the 197 pieces in the collection.
Is Hey, Loser explicit?
The free episodes keep things suggestive: the setup, the tension, the cutaway. Anything more explicit comes later, in the paid episodes.
Does Hey, Loser have subtitles?
Yes. Besides English, Candy lists subtitles in French, German, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese.
Catalog counted on Candy on November 2, 2026. Premium prices checked October 30, 2026.